Somewhere over the rainbow lyric-Judy Garland

One of my all time fave.song......love it so much..

Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high,
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue,
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true

Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly.
Birds fly over the rainbow.
Why then, oh why can't I?

If happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh why can't I?

Lirik Aku Sudah Jatuh Cinta-Liyana Jasmay

1st time dengar lagu ni saya sudah hook-up dengan liriknya....
Lagu ni simple saja muzik arrangmentnya...same goes for the lyric....
Enjoy....

Hey, yeahh.. Yeah..
Hey, yeahh..X2 Yeah.. (Ohh..)

Sudah lama mencari
Tapi tak ku temui
Rasa yang selalu
Ada di hati
Ada di hati (Yeahh..)

Kini aku temui
Jalan cerita cinta
Sekian lama mencari
Cinta..

Dulu cinta
Tiada lagi
Dan aku masih mencari-cari
Kerna hati ku sanggup menunggu
Cinta dari mu
Cinta dari mu (Ohh..)

Memang benar aku sudah jatuh cinta
Memang benar aku hampir jadi resah
Bila cinta dari mu hadir bagai lena dari mimpi
Bagai perasa
Bagai perasa

Hey, yeahh.. (Ohh..)
Hey, yeahh..X2

Dulu cinta
Tiada lagi
Dan aku masih mencari-cari
Kerna hati ku sanggup menunggu
Cinta dari mu
Cinta dari mu (Ohh..)

Memang benar aku sudah jatuh cinta
Memang benar aku hampir jadi resah
Bila cinta dari mu hadir bagai lena dari mimpi
Bagai perasa
Bagai perasa (Ohh..)

Memang benar aku sudah jatuh cinta
Memang benar kata hati ku pada mu
Tapi aku tak kuasa
Mengatakan pada mu
Rasa cinta ku
Rasa cinta ku

Ku akur selamanya..

Memang benar aku sudah jatuh cinta
Memang benar kata hati ku pada mu
Tapi aku tak kuasa
Mengatakan pada mu
Rasa cinta ku
Rasa cinta ku

Ku akur selamanya..

Kepada guru dan bakal guru..

CITER Budak Cerdik yg Berani

Cuba baca sampai habis..baru anda faham kesah sebenarnya..

Seorang guru, Cikgu Murni (Umur: 22) menghadapi masalah dengan salah seorang muridnya (Abu). Lalu guru ini bertanya kepada murid tersebut : "Apa sebenarnya masalah awak, Abu?" Lalu Abu menjawab, "Saya terlalu cerdik untuk berada di darjah 4, kakak saya menduduki UPSR dan saya lebih cerdik dari dia, maka saya seharusnya berada di tempat yang sama juga!". Cikgu Murni dah tak tertahan.
Dia bawa Abu ke pejabat pengetua. Sementara Abu menunggu di ruang tamu, Cikgu Murni terangkan keadaan tersebut kepada pengetua. Cikgu Murni mengatakan yang dia akan berikan ujian kepada Abu dan jika Abu gagal menjawab, maka Abu harus kekal di darjah 3 dan berkelakuan baik. Abu dibawa masuk ke pejabat Pengetua dan Cikgu Murni terangkan pada Abu dan Abu bersetuju untuk ambil ujian yang akan diberikan.

Soalan Cikgu Murni:
1: Apa yang lembu ada 4 di badan, tapi saya cuma ada dua
2: Apa yang ada di dalam seluar kamu tapi tidak pada seluar saya?
3: Apa yang bermula dengan huruf "K" akhir dengan "A", ianya berbulu, berbentuk oval, nyaman dan mengandungi lapisan nipis keputihan?
4: Apakah yang masuk keras dan berwarna "pink", bila keluar lembik dan melekit?
5: Apa yang mereka lakukan, lelaki secara berdiri, wanita secara duduk dan anjing secara tiga kaki?
6: Awak memasukkan batang kedalam saya. Awak ikat saya untuk saya berdiri. Saya kebasahan sebelum awak.
7: Jari memasuki saya. Awak menggesel-gesel saya bila awak teringatkan saya. Lelaki idaman akan mendapat saya dahulu.
8: Saya ada bermacam-macam saiz. Bila saya sakit saya akan meleleh. Bila saya keluar, banyak tisu yang akan digunakan. Bila awak hembuskan saya, akan berasa lega.
9: Saya batang yang keras. Hujungnya tajam. Saya akan datang dan masuk dengan lajunya?
10: What word starts with a 'F' and end in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
11: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
12: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
13: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?

Pengetua tersenyum penuh makna sambil mengenyitkan mata bila mendengarkan soalan-soalan Cikgu Murni kepada Abu. Cuba anda semua tolong jawabkan? Buka notepad dan tuliskan semua jawapan anda. Kemudian klik pada "read more" dibawah untuk melihat jawapan si Abu pula....


Jawapan Si Abu:
1 : Kaki
2: Saku
3: Kelapa
4: Gula-gula getah (Bubblegum)
5: Bersalaman6: Khemah
7: Cincin perkahwinan
8: Hidung
9: Anak panah
10: Firetruck
11: Fork
12: Surname
13: Heart

P/s: Jika jawapan anda semua salah, anda adalah sama spesies dengan pengetua yang mempunyai otak kuning.....hehehe


##Alamak!!...semua jawapan saya salah la....wkakakkakakka

Enjoy reading & laughing!

LOVE,HOOK-UP & BREAK-UP:It aint easy but NOT imposible.

BEFORE INVOLVE IN ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP



No matter how lonely you are,you should not jump into a relationship with someone just because you are boring enough living in lonely singlehood.Enjoy casual dating,which in this stage you could see the person you dating is your Mr.Right/Ms Right that you looking for...list down things that you like and donts about him/her.That come with conclusion...can i be a great mate for him?..can her be a great mate for me?...

And do remember,no one is perfect but almost perfect mate is not imposible...all you need is to keep looking...Who know that he/she only next to you?Open your heart and the rest is history......



IN ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP



Please do not follow the stupid trend,that if you are in romantic relationship with someone you should share your money or bed with him/her.In early stage of this realtionship,,physical involment should have a limit,kiss is a must but if you get involved with French Kiss..e careful because you entering a dangerous zone...it will cause a sexual arousing and can lead to other touching behavior that prepared our body to intercourse which make us difficult to distinguish between real love and infatuation.And remember,just because everbody sleep their partner,you think it is ok to have sex with your one week sweetheart and the next month got married just because you have bun in the oven.

Trust me...it wont last forever...just you already have sex with someone it doesnt mean that you have to marry the person.

People do mistake and afterall you should learn from your mistake...it should be a most valueable lesson in your life...and giving second chance is not hurt either..Who know???

All you need is just give a try.....



BREAK-UP



Is anyone outhere involve in a romantic relationship and expecting break-up?

NO ONE...yeah i heard it very loud..but we are not the one who wrote our destiny.Every beginning have the end...be it happy ending or bitter ending...all you need is to move on...keep living....

Remember everything happen for a reason..some people can remain aas a friend but trust me,if you involve in sex with an ex...it is fifficult to be a good friend without thinking that you have share your bed with him/her before.

Afterall all you need is forgive and forget....no need to hold grunge against your ex...it is not worth living in hateful feeling towards someone.Time is a wonderful healer.....you just give the time to do their job.

LOVE???

A criminal broke into bedroom,tied up husband & wife,kiss wife ear and went to bathroom.
Husband told his wife "Satisfy him or he will kill us..Be strong!LOVE YOU.."
Wife said "He didnt kiss me,he whispered to my EAR and say he is GAY,need vaseline so i told him its in the bathroom.. so Be strong!LOVE YOU TOO..."

What is LOVE??
Those who dont know call it RESPONSIBILITY
Those who play call it GAME
Those who dont have it call it DREAM
Those who UNDERSTAND call it LIFE...

Music scene in malaysia getting better....thank for the new generation..

...AJL 24 this year makin best....pasal ada yuna...bunkface..hujan...estranged..aizat...our new generation bring great music...pendek kata malaysia sudah ada harapan untuk music yang lagi malatop!!...

Tidak mahu pertikaikan tentang keputusan AJL...terimalah seadanya...tp sa mmg gembira gila2 sebab penyanyi pujaan hati saya-Yuna in the second place...congrat! [single baru-Sparkle with Hanafi of Estranged memang best gila la!]

Before ni susah bagi pemuzik indie[atau klo dulu di panggil undergroud--ingat OAG,Juliet The Orange?]memasarkan produk diorang...nasib la sekarang ni zaman fb...utube...myspace so senang lah mo tau tentang new produk made in malaysia kan...

And for next year punya AJL apa kata kita layan band2 lain yang tidak kurang hebatnya tapi kurang publisiti menyebabkan tidak ramai penggemar musik local kenal akan nama seperti:
-THE TIMES[dorng ni femes ngan budak indie tp msih bnyk yg x kenal...]
-STATIK[try dengar Nikmat Sementara...best!]
-SUGAR LOVE COOKIES[layan eh!memang catchy..]
-3RD DICE[tuaran band nih.. try listen to New Hope]
-GOYANG 72 [truly borneo]
-SAM CF Band[song-Crazy]
-THE BOURJUIS[listen to Warm Liking Song..i bet u will love the slang..]
-THEY WILL KILL US ALL[song-Curtain]
-BITTERSWEET[song-Burn berlin down]
-LAW[song-Stopgap...syokkkk!!...ingat Weezer nih..]
-JOANNA & Co[song-Lutsinar...]
-ESTRELLA[kompom bnyk yg tau kan...]
-ROBOT ASMARA[song-Blocked...mmg layan]
-LAILA'S LOUNGE[song-Warm Cherry House]
-BUTTERFINGERS[song-Mati Hidup kembali...mmg otai ni geng!]
-THE LIPSTIK[song-Teruna & Dara...catchy abis...]
-SKUDAP SKUDIP[song-mama mu benci aku..hahha..ska nih..]
-SEVEN COLLAR T-SHIRT[jgn bilang kmu indie klo kmu x kenal band ni...]
-KOMPLOT[nora zain...best gila eh!]
-PLAGUE OF HAPPINESS[layan beb!]
-ZEE AVI[best gilerr..fanatik ngan lagu dia]
-MIA PALENCIA[jazz queen...fuyooh!!]
-EVANSTAR[song-Lies]
-LUCY IN THE LOO[song-Wonder Drugs]
-ONE BUCK SHORT[song-Kelibat Korupsi...]
-COUPLE[band ni pena msuk kat Rolling Stone...listen to Now That I Can See]
-LOVE ME BUTCH[layan!!song-That Day]
-AUBURN[song-Khurnia Chinta]

Pendek kata banyak sangat band2 yang best di malaysia....x payah la layan sangat band org seberang yang entah apa2 tu....asyik putus cinta jak...xda harapan langsung....cuba la buat lagu yg best & gempak cam band2 yang saya senaraikan kat atas tu...x rugi....mmg syokk..
Bak kata Fafau...LAYANNNNNNNNNN....
Nak dengar lagu2 yang latest buatan Malaysia??
Just listen to X FM.....KAMI TAK HOT>>>KAMI COOL.....
Dan sekarang nih ada segmen untuk local song di Hot FM..setiap sabtu...jm 9 mlm...

Maju la industri muzik Malaysia...
Support Our Local Band....

Special Tribute for R.I.P Andar Orow

Do you ever heard "There is still tomorrow"...or "Tomorrow never dies"....Believe me...dont wait till tomorrow cz you will not know what will happen for the next day...

This is happen to me...
My grandpa being send to HQEKK last week after faint at his home at Tuaran...i,my sis[poly] & my mum visit him at 11 jan in the afternoon but in the early morning of 12 jan..he is not here anymore..he is gone..forever....lucky i have a chance to hold his hand for the last time...There is nothing we can do...4.45 am is his last breath...Gabriel take him to see the Creator...

Looking back at my childhood time is the most fun memories i ever had...evertime i & all my sis...cousin...go to his home..nah that is time to be "kara"...go tu hutan...curi jambu..mangga..
hahahhahah...i do remember when my grandpa kejar kami dengan rotan sebab main basikal dia dalam hutan....dapat la hadiah...hahhahah...anak2 jajal la katakan....miss that time so much...
But even he is garang tp he is so nice...mesti tanya.."Ada duit ka pigi sikul?"....Laju jak jawab..."Nda owh ama' "...nah trus kana bagi la tusin...mogot poh bikin bili kui supaya inda lapar time balajar bilang c ama'...hahahhahha....selalu sa kana bagi duit sebab rajin menyapu di rumah dia...pok2 kana kasi bili makanan la..heheh[bikin malu jak]

Once me,poly & my cousin Ida...we secretly ride his basikal...tapi jatuh dari jambatan...masuk pi sungai...nah tulah ketulahan la tu....tapi siok jg la jatuh..macam staring ni...coco power rangers...hahhahah...

My grandpa ni jg femes pasal bahar tuaran da yg memang malatop!...banyak ni sa tingu urang pi boduk bahar sma dia...jadi banyak la duit dia..tiap awal pagi lagi suda pigi kadai cina...breakfast sma kawan2 dia d sana...If im asking my grandma[c ina']..."Ina pigi mana ama' tu?"...Ina' jawab...
"Nah c aki limburan pigi buka kadai dia bah tu..."...hahhahahhahah....

Pernah 1 kali tu kami ramai2 main d kalbut...sondulu gakod cousin sia...c caca tercabut gara2 abang dia[Arwah Epi]...bah...c ama' punya marah tingu tu kaki c caca berdarah...trus dia rutan c epi...tp last2 kana pujuk jg bah....See my grandpa sayang bah jg....

That during budak2 la....after SPM 01..my family move to KB....sorry to say la but i really dont like this place...i prefer Tuaran because Tuaran is home sweet home forever...that why saya sanggup tinggal alone d ruma d Tuaran time sa masuk Form 6...i just cant leave Tuaran...
During that time my grandpa take care of me...give some money...thanks for everthing ama'!...Owe you so much...miss to ride ur basikal tua again....

And now he is not longer with us....
But deep in our heart we love him always...always....
Kounsikou sebab saya lahir dalam family ni....baka tinggi2 tegap...hahhahhahah.....sihat ging!
Ama'[Andar Orow] & Ina'[Kunul]...bless with 10 child,29 grand child and 12 great grand child....
OMG...i already have a dozen of niece....tua oledi owh...
Anyway thanks for the love..everything...im so proud to be ur grand child...of the real Suang Lotud Tuaran....Bahar Rawwkkk!!!!...hahahhah....

Lot-lots of luv,
bb....

MAY GOD BLESS HIS SOUL...AMEN.....

Attacks after Malaysian court rules Christians can worship Allah

Amazing huh!?.....I think this wont be an issue just cz i think people in Malaysia is so cool..we are multi racial...so do the religion....This should not be an issue but some of the fanatic cant stay still...still prefer old style...do the worst thing like attack the church make me wonder"Why do they act so cruel...?"....Words Allah should not be the issue anymore...Every religion use Allah word...But why thing come like this?
May the person behind the scene realise the worse thing that he have done....Do anyone remember 1969 tragedy?.....God bless us so that time wont come again....

Answer it if u got nothing to do...

The phone rings, who do you want it to be?
- ermmm...dont know....

Do you play Sudoku?
- so boring...

If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive?
- yeah...of course..im survivor...

If your house were on fire, what would be the things you would save?
-my family...my diary..

Who was the last person you slept in your bed with?
-an ex...

Who do you text the most?
- My sis,soufie..

If you could do it over again, start from scratch, would you?
- YES..absolutly

Any secret admirers?
- nothing special bout me that will makes people admire..

Where was the last time you were at?
- at BRIRS...

Favorite places...
-Cinema...cyber cafe...

Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
- sleep...i can dream eating while im sleeping

Do you miss anyone?
- yup..miss him soo much..

What movie do you want to see right now?
- Anything will do..

What did you do for New Year's Eve?
- Cooking and eating great food all day.....love it so much...

Do you think The Grudge was crappy?
- yeah...+ funny...WTH?

Was your mom a cheerleader?
-no!she even play soccer when she was young

How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
- 6 hours...or could b less...

What do you wear to sleep?
-short..

Is your hair straight or curly?
- straight...

Do you like funny or serious people better?
- funny people are better

What is on your mind right now?
- money n food n finding new bf...aha!

Any plans 4 tonight?
- plan??...just at home....sleep

What’s your favorite song at the moment?
-Sparkle by Yuna,The Show by Lenka,Warm Liking Song by The Bourjuis,Warwick Avenue by Duffy,Take it slow by Estrella.....lot of....

Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
-no..but to b honest...being in love will make me happy

If you could have any job what would it be?
-singer-songwriter,editor of music mag or owner of resort or restaurant...

Are you easy to get along with?
- depend with the person...

What is your favorite time of day?- Off day...wakkakaka

Are you generally a happy person?
- yes but sometime im very quite or moody

What was your first alcoholic drink?
- bahar..

What was your FIRST job?
- assistant in kindergarden

Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
- My sis

Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
- no one..

Where was your FIRST sleep over?
-at my cousin house

Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
- my friend...Epy

What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
-Take shower....

FIRST hospitalization?
- never

When was your FIRST detention? What happened?
- when im in form 1....i got to do sit up in front of my class...

What did you do with your FIRST paycheck?
- bought clothes...
Who FIRST invited you to Facebook?
- no one...i do it by myself

Who was the FIRST person who made you cry?
-cant remember..

Who was your FIRST suitor?
- mother of one of the kid in kindergarden

Where is your cell phone
-on my table...

Your favorite?
- anything that taste delicious...im not fussy

Your dream last night?
-never had a dream

Your favorite drinks?
-iceany tea.....tea addict anyway...

Your dream/goal?
- live life to the fullest...live happy

Your hobbies?
- watch movie,writing,listening music,eating,cooking

Where do you want to be in 6 years?
-able to find my other half...support my family

Where were you last night?- at home..

Something that you aren't?
- bitch

Wish list item
- iphone,laptop,home,my other half...hehehehe

Where you grew up?
- tuaran sabah

Your pets?
- dont have but will like to have a pair of cute hamster

Friends?
- i cant live without it...must b crazy like me..hehehhe

Your life?
- boring..but i still survive

Your mood?
- swing2...sometime im happy...sometime im moody

Something you're not wearing?
- a ridicule dress with fur n big flower....it like a walking garden...hhhahaha

The last time you laughed?
-few hour ago...

Last time you cried?
-3 day before christmast last year...

Favorite place to eat?
- wherever the food taste good and cheap...hehehe

and more....sometimes even if it's silly, i still enjoyed answering it..like this one...*

****** The music tag ********
RULES1. Put your MP3 player, iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag at least 10 friends (make me #11 so I can see your results).
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Im not Ok-MCR

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF
Silly Jokes-The Stroller

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
hot and cold-katy perry

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Sparkle-Yuna

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
SomeWhere Over the rainbow-Norah Jones

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
oh happy day-jang nara

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
bukan superstar-project pop

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

theboy is mine-monica n brandy

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
friend forever-vitamin c

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
boulevard of broken dream-green day

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
love that will last-renee olstead

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
i love u-Joanna wang

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
sway-michael buble version

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
amazing grace-gospel

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
love song-sara bareilles

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
in this club-usher

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
1st love-utada hikaru

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
kiss goodbye-lee hom

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
stand by me-4 th cause

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
tunjuk perasaan-the times ,it's my life-bon jovi
***********FOOD-OLOGY***************

What is your salad dressing of choice?
-- mayonise

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
-- whatever...im not fussy

What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
-- tomato,asam boi,kuey tiau,seafood

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
--anything is fine...as long as it taste great

What do you like to put on your toast?
-- butter

**********TECHNOLOGY***************

How many television sets are in your house?
-- 1

What color of cell phone do you have?-- pink...

***************BIOLOGY******************

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
-- right

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
-- none

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
-- cant remember..

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
-- nope

***********BULLCRAPOLOGY**************I

f it were possible, would you want to know the day you are going to die?
-- yup...so b4 i die..i will apologize to all the person that i know

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
-- patzzi polaris32

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
-- i will do but i dont think that i can finish the bottle

************DUMBOLOGY******************

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
-- 3

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
-- none

Last person you talked to?
-- my friend

Last person you hugged?-- my mum

**************FAVORITOLOGY****************

Season?
-- why malaysia dont av spring season?i like it..

Holiday?
-- christmas...hohoho

Day of the week?
-- When dthe day fall on my off day....

Month?
-- disembe

***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************

Missing someone?
-- yes..i miss him too bad...

Mood?
-- steady..sometimes moody

What are you listening to?
-- any genre..esp malaysian indie...support our local act!!

Watching?-- Alvin & The chipmunk 2...so funny..

Worrying about?
-- my secret will b reveal

***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************

First place you went to this morning?
-- bathroom

What's the last movie you saw?-- Alvin & The Chipmunk 2...so funny...

Do you smile often?
-- depend on mood

QUESTIONS
1) Do you always answer your phone?-- yes

2) It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?-- devil????

3) If you could change your eye color what would it be?-- hazel

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?-- .....??

5) Do you own a digital camera?-- nope

6) Have you ever had a pet fish?-- nope

7) Favorite Christmas song?-- all i want for christmas is you and The first Noel

8) What's on your wish list for your birthday?-- happiness

9) Can you do push ups?-- heheeh...maybe later...

10) Can you do a chin up?-- .....

11) Does the future make you nervous or excited?-- both....

12) Do you have any saved texts?-- yes..of course

13) Ever been in a car wreck?-- nope

14) Do you have an accent?-- nope

15) What is the last song to make you cry?-- kenangan terindah by samson

16) Plans tonight?-- sleep tight

17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?-- ???

18) Name 3 things you bought in the last week-- food,food,food

19) Have you ever been given roses?-- nope

20) Current worry?-- i try not to...again..

21) Current hate right now?-- not really hate..just dislike

22) Met someone who changed your life?-- not yet

23) How did you bring in the New Year?-- texting all my friend n fmly...cooking...eating...watching tv...sleeping

24) What song represents you?-- Im me once again-Zee Avi

25) Name three people who might complete this?-- i dont know....

26) What were you doing at 12 AM last night?-- sleep...

7) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?-- gotta go to work!!!

Lawak Eh!

Ketawa penawar duka....
Disini saya kongsikan 3 cerita yg memang wat kita akan ketawa...Jom baca..

1]Orang Asli & Polis

Org Asli:Selamat pagi Tuan...
Polis:Selamat pagi..Apa hal?
Org Asli:Saya nak buat report Tuan..
Polis:Pasal apa tu?
Org Asli:Kawan saya dibaham harimau.
Polis:Pukul berapa?
Org Asli:Dia tak pukul,dia terkam..
Polis:Habis?
Org Asli:Tak habis,tinggal kepala...

2]Papa & mama dimana?

Disuatu pagi seorang anak lelaki keluar dari biliknya dan bertanya pada neneknya.."Nenek mana papa dan mama?"
"Mereka masih didalam bilik.."neneknya jawab.
Anak itu ketawa kemudian sarapan sendirian kemudian pergi ke sekolah.Ketika pulang...anak lelaki bertanya lagi pada neneknya"Dimana papa dan mama?"
"Mereka masih dalam bilik..."neneknya kembali menjawab.
Anak itu ketawa geli hati lalu menghabiskan makan tengaharinya dan pergi bermain.
Malam harinya barulah anak lelaki tadi pulang untuk makan malam.
Sebelum makan,si anak itu bertanya lagi pada neneknya...
"Dimana papa dan mama?"
"Masih dalam bilik.."jawab nenek.Anak itu ketawa geli hati.
"Kenapa dari tadi aku perhatikan engkau ketawa saja?!" tanya neneknya dengan nada tinggi.
Si anak menjawab.."Semalam papa masuk bilik saya untuk meminta gel pelembap kulit..tapi saya bagi gam Super Glue...."

3]Cari isteri
Suatu hari di Kg Pandan KL,ada seorang ibu yang gusar kerana anak sulung lelakinya tak kawin-kawin lagi,so satu hari,si ibu pun bawalah calon-calon yang dirasakan sesuai untuk dijadikan bakal menantunya ,dia pun memanggil anak sulung lelakinya untuk memilih yang mana dia berkenan:

Calon Pertama:
Pekerjaan:Operator Telefon
"Ala mak..nih tak syok..dia nih slalu cakap :SILA TUNGGU SEBENTAR..TUNGGU SEBENTAR..

Calon Ke-2:
Ciri-ciri:Kulit sawo matang,mata bulat besar,badan 100% hot,boobs just nice..
Pekerjaan:Setiausaha
Lalu si anak lelaki sulung berkata"Nih lagi tak siok..asyik-asyik HARAP BERSABAR..BERSABAR.."

Si ibu pun gelisah kerana kebanyakan calon yang ditunjukkan tidak memenuhi kriteria anak lelakinya lalu dia pun menjemput calon yang terakhir.

Calon Terakhir
Ciri:Kulit gelap gelita,mata sepet sikit,badan 99.9999% hot,boobs...ermm ok lah
Pekerjaan:Guru
Tanpa segan silu dan berfikir panjang lalu si anak lelaki sulung bersetuju untuk memilih calon ini.Lalu si ibu pun pening kepala lalu bertanya kepada anak lelakinya mengapa dipilih calon ini.Lalu anaknya pun memberitahu..."Hah!mak nih la syok sikit..klo cikgu best skit pasal dia selalu cakap"Ulang sekali lagi,buat banyak-banyak,salah nih,buat cam nih 10 kali lagi,teruskan...hah..teruskan dah betul tu.."
Tiba-tiba adik lelaki tersebut yang berumur 10 tahun menyampuk pula..."Bang!!!konduktor bas mini lagi best bang.Diorang selalu cakap..."Naik cepat,naik cepat...masuk..masuk..masuk lagi,dalam lagi..dalam lagilah..masuk belakang..belakang lagi....lagi belakang sana...belakang banyak kosong...."

Sekian untuk masa ini...later ada lagi...daaa...

PrislaJ says:Muallaf....truly Yasmin...

...Im so excited when i went to watching Muallaf last week.....i have been waiting this movie so long after Amani getting bald in this movie.
After all...for anyone who watch Muallaf you will agree that this is so great...the story is wonderful...not prejudis[not like most of malay movie who will always on the other side only]...i love amani performance...getting better here....and how amazing the script is...only the open minded muslim can write this thing....rest in peace yasmin....you will always be love....

L.O.V.E

.....Im 25 turning 26 this year bt still i m seaching what exactly the meaning of love....
Im a bit confused cuz i think love is enough only when u know he love u and u love him...but hell no!....So complicated...can be frustated,confusing,jelousy...everything....
I wonder..do being in love always hurt????...If so than better be off that way......
When im still in secondary school...i secretly admire this boy for 5 years...hahhaha...can anyone imagine that?...and not to mention a weird Q's that stupid bimbo ask me " Are u lesbian?"..just because i dont dates[mum wont allow me..]....hahahha...
When i almost 21 i fall for this guy...finally i do feel im a girl...wakkakkak.....The 1st thought come in my mind is.."If this guy be my bf...i will make sure he is the 1st and the last man in my life"...1st love of my life...But no one can control destiny...so do i...1st love wont last forever yet i still cant take this is reality....he is so perfect...just nice..but not mine anymore...almost crazy at that moment..even asking for a 2nd chance but hell it wont workout so i have to go to somewhere which i think is a better solution.....
But no.....i realise whatever i do...whatever i do i still bring him[in my heart] wherever i go...my diary when im still with him...i have try so many time to let him go but hell it is damn hard....
A friend of mine suggest me to date more man but i m not satisfied simply because i dont feel the exciting feeling for what i have with him before...actually it is very easy to like a guy but trust me...to love is the most hard thing to do...u just dont have the feeling anymore...
It is easy to say i like u rather than saying i love u[without thinking about want to get ur hand to her pants only..trust me...it is 1 in a million...]
I rarely go home just want to avoid to see him....because everytime i see him i feel i want him badly...but i wont come and say"Please give me 3rd chance" because i see he is more happy now with his life...i dont want to spoil his mood...Let him happy with the life that he choose...
But after few year...feeling do change...so do i.....experience do makes me more mature..
I try to live life as i wanted...dates and knowing theres a lot of man out there...but when it has come to the end...accept it and be friend..
That what i have been thinking..if i can be friend with all the ex's...so why dont him?
I do a 1st move ...and thanks god...it wont hurt to be friend again....
Im so relieved...thank god for the grace....

Lots of Love,
bb

Thanks for the memories...

OMG...couldnt believe tht actually i can be friend again with him....
Thank God....for the second day of 2010 i already achieve one of my wish...Hopefully friend forever la....Actually i have thought about this before but i just dont have a strenght to do so....Lucky la today....happy tul...eventhough i m so tired today...Ilang penat...wakkaakakakka...Jiwa senang...

It's 2010....happy nw year!!!![2009 flashback]

Sikit lagi sa lupa ni ari thn 2010 sda.....masi lgi ingat ni kisah2 thn 2009....mcm bru jak tjadi ni....
Bnyak hal yg berlaku...masin,pahit,manis,tawar suma pn cukup rasa....
Mula thn 2009 sa celeb nw yer 1 org jak d ruma sewa..[huhuh...cm mo nangis pla]...pastu time pratikal d travel agent slalu pokai..[duit xda...elaun lambat cm siput babi]...jiwa ni kacau gila....masih ingat ngn sorng tu tp masi ngan yg baru[last2 clash jg..nda jodoh la] n tiba2 rsa mcm suka ngn org ni...[oiiii..jiwa keliru ni]....last2 kena pla ngn org yg nmpk jak baik gila ni tp ya ampun inda sangka...TIPAH TERTIPU lagi!!!!....Huaaa malang nasib sa ni thn....patutnya mo mandi bunga tp cm karut pla....kena ksi ktaw org nti....wakakakkakakkak
Lpas susa2 time paratikal tiba2 bos tmpt pratikal ctau krusus kna tangguh oleh gov sbb nda budget...astaga...WTF???.....risau gila x tau pa mo wat...tp wp sa ni jarang masuk gereja...tuhan tolong sa jg....1 of my fren d tagged ksi tau yg ada job kosong d resort bru...Bunga Raya Island Resort & Spa d Pulau Gaya....sa try jg wp x konfiden...suda la urg puti sa ni terabur...[& not to mention...afraid for getting tanned]...but thanks GOD....dapat kja...Guest Service Associate....terpaksa pinda dr kepayan ridge p bandaran...sewa bilik[punya bida ni tmpt] ngan 1 of my housemate dlu....sedih psal housemate yg len suda x sma2 lagi...
Bermula la my journey d BRIRS......punya la sandih klo nda pgalamn langsung d bidang hospitality.....suda la sa ni lambat blajar....sabar jak la...tp sini siok[mula2 jak]...banyak kwn2 yg tunjuk ajar...i do remember 1 of my fren say"Dont trust any1...even me"...Yeah!That is true bebeh....nasib baik time sa masuk sa alim tahap dewa....bt they dont know that im watching them....so ble la sa tau mn org yg ble d pcy tau inda....
Ada org akan berusaha buat suma kja smata2 to get attention from bos[kategori SAPU ABIS]
Ada org suka share personal ma ko[in order to get sympty and arap ko kaver da]
Ada org suka wat kja tanpa mta tlng tp bila sweetheart da nmpk trus mengadu penat la...sakit puting la...sakit hempedu la[spya sweetheart da ksian ma da]
Ada org ko tngk bff tp saling cucuk blkng[BANYAK OWH CNE]
Ada org suka cri nama[suru org wat kja da..da p dating..duii]
Ada org suka besar2 crita..propa[org gosok mata d bilang nangis meraung2...mmg over]
Ada org x pro dlm kja[kna teriak psal sweetheart x dpt off...wakakkak...x dpt la buat anak klo mcm ni...postpone jak bro]
Ada org kja xda sound apa2[kja utk ksi mkn fmly...tabik sma lu bro!]
Ada org yg suka amik kesempatan[minta tulung jak 24 jam]
Ada org suka megah diri[bru naik skit suda tembirang..mcm bos]
Pendek kata...mcm ASTRO.."Macam2 adaaaa"........tukang kipas segala pn ada.....
Kdang2 myesal jg kja cne tp siok bah cne & gaji pn kira ok...so stay jak la...
Thun ni jg sa mnybbkan 2 org cedera...[sori...x sengaja]
Thun ni jg sa melukakan ati seseorg... [ampun maaf,im really sory]
& thun ni jg sa dilukakan oleh seseorg[Moral of the story-Dont judge the man by the angelic face]
Tp thun ni sepa tau sa akan mengembirakan seseorg & digembirakan oleh seseorang?????
Only God Know.....
And 1 more thing....i really want to free from this feeling....forgive and forget the past cz i really want to enjoy my life....
This is the time to new life....
No more hard feeling...
God please help me.....


Lot of Luv,
bb...